It is I, Trashlord Garbageface

Cristian, 19, Arizona, actual plaid addict, butt enthusiast. I'm currently studying to be a teacher. Sometimes I draw dorky art.

See that heart there? click it.That blog is ~*Cristian Certified*~ as one of the best blogs ever. 123GO!

not-terribly-elegant:

theroguefeminist:

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We’re we.

Here fuck.

We’re shit.

Queer up.

2 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 48,776 notes
lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

7 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 119,269 notes
Tagged as: #animals #gif 
plays

beyoncebeyoffce:

IT’S BACK

SOMEONE REUPLOADED IT

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE

JESUS CHRIST THANK YOU

7 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 78,221 notes

aobatoppingnoiz:

Im all for girls drawing and writing self indulgent bullshit, especially considering about 97% of the media around today is just men writing and drawing self indulgent bullshit

20 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 9,432 notes

I finally finished sword art. Geez, did it turn icky fast or what, it was so so good at first, what happened there??

20 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 0 notes

Cosmo sex tip: Hide active mines all around the bedroom for a sexy game of minesweeper!

20 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 0 notes

not-very-effective:

Pokémon Crossing by luce-do-the-doodles

1 day ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 24,913 notes

I have achieved terminal velocity. My blog theme is now as gloriously shitty as humanly possible. Art in motion.

1 day ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
I forgot what I sent you
- ancient snapchat proverb (via tentacoolaid)
1 day ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 37,901 notes

raddlest:

if u wanna be my lover u gotta

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all my selfies

1 day ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 10,174 notes

Heads up: I’m in the middle of switching stuff up on my theme, so yeah. Also be warned, I have a GIF on there now.

1 day ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 0 notes

As a follow up though, I do have to commend myself. TrashLord GarbageFace is one of the best phrases I’ve ever come up with good job me

1 day ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 1 note

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1 day ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 0 notes

The thing is though, competitive love triangles have literally no appeal to me like at all??? Especially when they pit women against each other, and that is seen as okay??? #End competitive love triangles 2014

1 day ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 0 notes

Cosmo sex tip: Hide active mines all around the bedroom for a sexy rendition of minesweeper! 

1 day ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 0 notes