Welp time for my bi-hourly nosebleed thank u Arizona summer
well this porn review sure took a weird turn at the end there
i really like the term “breakfast cereal” because it implies the existence of lunch cereals and dinner cereals an possibly even dessert cereals and thats just beautiful
Day 53: I am not yet Wonder woman.
If twerking to music at 1am is wrong, I dont think I want to be right.
I decided That Im going to get a doctorate in education eventually because why not
How to seduce me:
*present tribute of vanilla ice cream
i am like a hexagon
all my hecks r gone
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth