Cristian, 20, Arizona,
Aromantic, actual egg,
butt enthusiast. Currently studying to be a teacher. Sometimes I draw dorky art.

FRUIT:
VILLAGERS:


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jetpackexhaust:

Anyone who thinks women are ruining gaming is ruining gaming.

darkohexar:

You know what my favorite thing about the Pokemon TCG is? The attack names:

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And my all-time favorite:

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eevagund:

Favorite Fictional Characters: Yasutora Sado

"I understand, abuelo. My giant fists are not for the sake of causing pain. My giant body is for the sake of protecting others."

callmekitto:

ohrogerss:

steve rogers to the young avengers, sternly: “you’re too young to be superheroes, you could get hurt”

bucky barnes, appearing out of nowhere: “SORRY CAN U BACK THAT UP I THOUGHT MISTER BACKALLEY HERO HERE WAS TALKING ABOUT RECKLESSNESS LIKE IT’S NOT HIS MIDDLE NAME”

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charlesoberonn:

If you disrespect women in the tech industry, the angry spirits of Ada Lovelace, the world’s first computer programmer, and Grace Hopper, the creator of the first compiler, will delete all the commenting from someone’s code just before you have to debug it.

neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

dippindotsvevo:

My anaconda don’t. 

My anaconda don’t.

My anaconda don’t want none. At all. I am an asexual

lexislost:

I wish people didn’t think silence was awkward, just enjoy it. Not every space has to be filled with words.

supercatwarrior:

thegreylock:

It’s a fucking duel disc.

I CANT UNSEE THIS

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

greencladprince:

pokethetriforce:


"In the name of the triforce, I will punish you!"

So apparently Hyrule Warriors has some killer glitches

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVEEEEEERRR!!

greencladprince:

pokethetriforce:

"In the name of the triforce, I will punish you!"

So apparently Hyrule Warriors has some killer glitches

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVEEEEEERRR!!

Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

wariu:

Je t’anime

(Source: feces2006)

guard: by the gods, it's true, isn't it? a dragon has attacked Whiterun. how could mere men bring down such a beast?
female dragonborn: [looks straight into the camera like on the office]
THEME: ROTFERKEL GRAPHICS: CARAMEL PLUS