It is I, Trashlord Garbageface

Cristian, 19, Arizona, actual plaid addict, butt enthusiast. I'm currently studying to be a teacher. Sometimes I draw dorky art.

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1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 83,395 notes

ulquicifer:

HUNTER’S ALMOST 9K FOLLOWERS GIVEAWAY

-The Prizes-

  • a ps4 console

  • Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag
  • Battlefield 4
  • Destiny (preorder)
  • Final Fantasy XV (preorder)
  • Kingdom Hearts III (preorder)

-The Rules-

  • Must be following me (i will check— my url is subject to change keep an eye on the url that shows up above this text)
  • Reblog as much as you want; likes don’t count
  • Giveaway/sideblogs are not allowed (i will check)
  • Ask must be open and you must respond within 24 hrs otherwise i will pick a new winner

The giveaway ends May 31st

Good luck!

6 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 45,874 notes

swagadamus:

animeelite:

i really hate the attitude a lot of men have about how women are so different and mysterious and hard to understand, as if women are some kind of foreign species and not fellow human beings and then complain about women being unapproachable and ‘prude’ 

you don’t get to put me on a pedestal and then complain about me being out of reach

"you don’t get to put me on a pedestal and then complain about me being out of reach”

I’ve never heard wiser words.

6 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 47,128 notes

movsi:

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 

6 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 279,558 notes

ghostrick-werewolf:

When your friend makes a gay comment and forgets to say “No homo”

image

6 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 10,699 notes

tetsuoatehimbread:

*drawing looks okay magnified at 200%*

*zooms out*

image

6 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 138 notes

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

image

my hand slipped

6 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 275,599 notes
8 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 13,402 notes

mel-tokio:

WHy yes, I aM a big fan of the animey. I have seen all of the Classics like Gundom, Orange high school horse CLub; bakemonogatorade„ monica Magical. kids these days with theyre kilt Le Kilt and Attack on Tintin, they do not appreciate quality animatoin.

reblog if you still love GOOd shows like Neon Genesis evengelatin and Boku No Pico/

14 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 18,981 notes
Tagged as: #attack on tintin 
lavender-lovee:

grandmagrass:
here a woman starts picking the ripe chameleons off of the chameleon tree

lavender-lovee:

grandmagrass:

here a woman starts picking the ripe chameleons off of the chameleon tree

14 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 60,389 notes
soundlyawake:

he has no idea

soundlyawake:

he has no idea

14 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 452,183 notes

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

14 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 121,516 notes

therealitykeeper:

karaokekarkat:

deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

???? ??/?

??????/??????  ?????/1??? ?????????????????//? ?

this is the real reason people do yoga

14 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 97,716 notes
plays

tastygravy:

everyone please watch this video this is humanity in it’s purest form

14 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 45,885 notes

dingdongyouarewrong:

atomicbassist:

team-lads-and-gents:

i wish puberty took you to a customize your character screen

do you realize how many people would be dragons

exactly

14 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 297,039 notes