Welp time for my bi-hourly nosebleed thank u Arizona summer

gnarly:

classic

larvalhex:

well this porn review sure took a weird turn at the end there

So I visited the MOT a few weeks ago and….

sexhaver:

i really like the term “breakfast cereal” because it implies the existence of lunch cereals and dinner cereals an  possibly even dessert cereals and thats just beautiful

Day 53: I am not yet Wonder woman.

If twerking to music at 1am is wrong, I dont think I want to be right.

I decided That Im going to get a doctorate in education eventually because why not

amsterdamnedd:

this book was written thirteen years ago

How to seduce me:
*present tribute of vanilla ice cream
*????? ??
*seduction complete

crapuccinos:

i am like a hexagon

all my hecks r gone

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth